Reasons my husband and my parents shouldn't try to kill each other.

In response to this and this

1. Mom and Dad should have listened to Alice.

2. Jacob and I are married. It happens.

3. It would make me sad.

4. Seriously, there would be tears.

5. And severe bouts of depression.

6. I'm pregnant.

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[A list of relatives I try to avoid]

1. Mom
2. Dad
3. Emmett
4. Rosalie
5. Alice
6. Jasper
7. Esme
8. Carlisle
9. Charlie
10. Sue
11. Billy

BUT avoiding them is temporary. I'm on my honeymoon! I'm supposed to be avoiding everyone except Jacob. No avoiding there.

Things on my mind right now:

*Jacob

*The Honeymoon

*The Deadline

*Places of Residence

*Jacob

*What Emmett said

*The Wedding

*Is Alice really going to heat up the outdoors?

*Honeymoons

*Annnnd not surprisingly, Jacob.

[Costumes Ideas I Didn't Follow Through On]

Some of these Alice and Mom vetoed.

*Pirate

*Lion Also, if I were going to dress as an animal, it would be a wolf.

*Cheshire Cat

*Cat Woman I don't even think I can get all my hair under that hat.

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Amusing me lists:

Things I want in my dream home

*Jacob Black
*Books. I read a lot.
*A giant bed. Jacob's feet hang off mine and it's a king size so it's got to be extra big and extra long. Also it needs to be very jump-able. I like jumping on the bed ( Read more... )

My favorite foods

*Jacob

*Wolf (ok really just Jacob since I don't snack on the whole pack but 1 isn't a list)

Foods I can't stand

*elk

*mountain lion

*grizzly

*deer

Now, I'm hungry. Wonder if Jacob is still awake.

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